ALTnext Zelda game is just link trying therapy
scrumbling her
dungeons and dragons
expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc
reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms
The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue
^^^ Literally EVERY game of D&D I’ve ever sat through.
Go all the way off
[Video id: a man edited to be sitting in a jail cell, miming singing along to a song. The video cuts to the close up of a priest, where he starts angrily rolling up a newspaper. He smacks the camera about six times with the newspaper and starts quietly yelling and occasionally hitting the screen for emphasis.
"Stop it! Stop! Stop the whining and the sniveling right now! There are Christians in this world who are oppressed, yes. There are Christians in North Korea who can't go to worship without risking being thrown into a Gulag. There are Christians in Palestine who can't even get to their churches because of Israeli checkpoints and walls. You are not oppressed as a Christian in this country. Quit your sniveling whining! That savior you claim to serve said take up your cross and follow him and you're whining and crying because what? Because nobody's letting you treat gay people like shit anymore?! What the hell is wrong with you? Quit whining! Stop it!"
End id.]
I'm cackling. Love it.
Get their asses Padre
My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise
Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?
I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)
didn't realize my computer speaks were muted. i was ready to just accept that a "pain piano" is a box with a bunch of sharp nails and you touch the sharp nails end of sentence.